SELFISHMACHINESS
The Tool in the Pool
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3 weeks ago | 59,499 notes| J


conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

(Source: iraffiruse)

3 months ago | 122,476 notes| J


vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

3 months ago | 791,125 notes| J



Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, let alone a tree! 

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, let alone a tree! 

(Source: myunproductiveparadise)

3 months ago | 576,543 notes| J


justprisonersoflove:

whose idea was it to end this show

3 months ago | 714,284 notes| J


bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

(Source: lauzor)

6 months ago | 411,320 notes| J


6 months ago | 138,306 notes| J


dorkly:

When You Shouldn’t Sing “Let it Go”

Turns out, the answer isn’t “never”.

6 months ago | 1,768 notes| J


parked-cars:

deducingsherlockian:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thedoctorspatronus:

okaysional:

Slide to the left

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Take it back now y’all

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Cha cha real smooth

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Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp

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FREEZE!

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Everybody clap your hands

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How low can you go? Can you go down low?

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All the way to the floor?

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… oh

this was funny until it wasn’t

IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ GOOD UNTIL THIS MOMENT.

nO IT’S OK I GOT THIS

Can you bring it to the top?

Like you never never stopped

I should have a tag just for you Casey

There are no words

(Source: taodefensesquad)

6 months ago | 132,719 notes| J


When I say I’m starving and someone reminds me that I just ate recently

parked-cars:

whatshouldwecallme:

Casey this is for you

6 months ago | 2,362 notes| J


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