SELFISHMACHINESS
The Tool in the Pool
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conspicuouslad:

I read every one of these to my wife until she screamed at me to shut up.

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1 month ago | 112,273 notes| J


vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

1 month ago | 692,697 notes| J



Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron
They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, let alone a tree! 

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, let alone a tree! 

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1 month ago | 516,675 notes| J


justprisonersoflove:

whose idea was it to end this show

1 month ago | 702,736 notes| J


bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

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dorkly:

When You Shouldn’t Sing “Let it Go”

Turns out, the answer isn’t “never”.

4 months ago | 1,767 notes| J


parked-cars:

deducingsherlockian:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thedoctorspatronus:

okaysional:

Slide to the left

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Take it back now y’all

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Cha cha real smooth

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Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp

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FREEZE!

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Everybody clap your hands

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How low can you go? Can you go down low?

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All the way to the floor?

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… oh

this was funny until it wasn’t

IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ GOOD UNTIL THIS MOMENT.

nO IT’S OK I GOT THIS

Can you bring it to the top?

Like you never never stopped

I should have a tag just for you Casey

There are no words

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4 months ago | 132,525 notes| J


When I say I’m starving and someone reminds me that I just ate recently

parked-cars:

whatshouldwecallme:

Casey this is for you

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