SELFISHMACHINESS
The Tool in the Pool
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bootyexpress:

THE LAST ONE

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dorkly:

When You Shouldn’t Sing “Let it Go”

Turns out, the answer isn’t “never”.

1 month ago | 1,764 notes| J


parked-cars:

deducingsherlockian:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

thedoctorspatronus:

okaysional:

Slide to the left

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Take it back now y’all

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Cha cha real smooth

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Right foot lets stomp, left foot lets stomp

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FREEZE!

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Everybody clap your hands

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How low can you go? Can you go down low?

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All the way to the floor?

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… oh

this was funny until it wasn’t

IT WAS SO FUCKIN’ GOOD UNTIL THIS MOMENT.

nO IT’S OK I GOT THIS

Can you bring it to the top?

Like you never never stopped

I should have a tag just for you Casey

There are no words

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1 month ago | 130,371 notes| J


When I say I’m starving and someone reminds me that I just ate recently

parked-cars:

whatshouldwecallme:

Casey this is for you

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immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

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splantamello:

beeswarm17:

karkat-san:

karkat-san:

Why was Oedipus against profanity?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

I’m getting really tired of these motherfucking jokes.

wait

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1 month ago | 242,310 notes| J


mrdarrencolfer:

when you see it

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1 month ago | 27,714 notes| J


LOOK WHO'S NEGLECTING THEIR BLOG NOW

At least when I go to my blog it doesn’t take me to Dr. Oz’s website lol

2 months ago | J


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